A girl walks into a classroom wearing spaghetti straps. Every boy in the room stops paying attention and stares at her. The teacher yells at them to stop being distracted but the boys don’t listen. They are hungry. They jump out of their desks and start fighting to the death to eat the spaghetti.

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goldshirts-tightpants:

percychekov:

dialogue

i am CRYING

goldshirts-tightpants:

percychekov:

dialogue

i am CRYING

14 minutes ago - 1,611 notes © percychekov
/im /star trek


Actors (in suits!) and their heights

I saw a graphic that had Jared Padalecki and Martin Freeman and their compared heights, and I wondered where all my favorite actors fell on the scale. So here you go, Tumblr. 

Height chart is from (x)

(PS: I’m from the US, so it’s in feet and inches. I’ll get around to metric eventually)

16 minutes ago - 39,462 notes © flirtykurty
/cool


mischievouslittlepixie:

lipah:

I’m sure someone has already done this.  But, I wanted to try my hand at making another gif.

:(

mischievouslittlepixie:

lipah:

I’m sure someone has already done this.  But, I wanted to try my hand at making another gif.

:(

25 minutes ago - 729 notes © lipah


doctorwho:

Jenna.

doctorwho:

Jenna.

43 minutes ago - 2,411 notes © jennalcphotos
/jlc


I am fully convinced that music composers are just completely done with everything by the time they name their work.

The Star Trek soundtrack being one of many examples…

And it’s not like these were named on a bad day because the awful puns continue for Into Darkness:

1 hour ago - 26 notes


I just found a list I made a while ago of fics I want to read eventually and I am just laughing at some of the descriptions I wrote for some of them

and then theres all these star wars ones:

wow yes that is so easy to tell which one is which thank you past me

also do the authors need to come up with some new material or??

2 hours ago - 0 notes


The entire Star Trek Into Darkness soundtrack in one Youtube video

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Redshirt

Fandom: Star Trek

Author: Mijan

Rating: T

Characters: Jim Kirk, Dr. McCoy (non-slash)

Words: 4,211

Warnings: Non-primary character death

Summary: The burden of a leader isn’t the strain of heroics or the power of command. It’s the constant knowledge that the lives of your people are in your hands, and the weight of guilt and loss when those lives slip through your fingers. Jim Kirk understands this now.

2 hours ago - 1 note


wtf is russell crowe doing in the new superman movie

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