A girl walks into a classroom wearing spaghetti straps. Every boy in the room stops paying attention and stares at her. The teacher yells at them to stop being distracted but the boys don’t listen. They are hungry. They jump out of their desks and start fighting to the death to eat the spaghetti.
I am fully convinced that music composers are just completely done with everything by the time they name their work.
The Star Trek soundtrack being one of many examples…
And it’s not like these were named on a bad day because the awful puns continue for Into Darkness:
I just found a list I made a while ago of fics I want to read eventually and I am just laughing at some of the descriptions I wrote for some of them
and then theres all these star wars ones:
wow yes that is so easy to tell which one is which thank you past me
also do the authors need to come up with some new material or??
Fandom: Star Trek
Characters: Jim Kirk, Dr. McCoy (non-slash)
Warnings: Non-primary character death
Summary: The burden of a leader isn’t the strain of heroics or the power of command. It’s the constant knowledge that the lives of your people are in your hands, and the weight of guilt and loss when those lives slip through your fingers. Jim Kirk understands this now.
wtf is russell crowe doing in the new superman movie